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1. An armadillo plushie (who goes by Mike) because we need to start with the closest thing you can possibly get to a real 'dillo.
2. An armadillo-inspired ring for anyone who wants protection for their fingers.
3. An adorable soap babe you'll want to get your hands on ASAP – it's just too good of a ~dill~ to pass up.
4. A masterful armadillo statue worthy of holding onto your most treasured items.
5. A precious book you just may die from reading, because it is so freaking cute.
6. A pre-shrunken cotton T-shirt for anyone who has always wanted to say "do not fear, holidillo is here."
7. A herd of armadillos to hang in your home ASAP so y'all can have a toasty time together.
8. And a waterproof sign that just might bring all the 'dillas to your yard.
9. A notebook featuring the wham-bam-arillos you'll write love letters to.
10. A classic black and white print of an ~armadorable~ family worthy of joining.
11. A decal for anyone driving around with a car full of 'dillos (pls share).
12. An *armapillow* to satisfy your love of the 'dills and fairies in the coziest way possible.
13. A pair of socks so you can rock some distinguished AF armadillos every day.
14. A wall clock that'll tell you the only time you need to know – 'dillo time.
15. A set of two cookie cutters you just may fawn over forever.
16. A duvet cover for snuggling up to the BFF of your dreams.
17. An armadillo ornament babe to brighten up your Christmas tree/wreath/hang it from a necklace, no judgement here.
18. A waterproof, armadillo-inspired raincoat so you can *arm* yourself against the elements and boring fashion choices.
19. A handmade, large planter that'll keep your plant cozy and safe.
20. A tote bag featuring two ~amordillos~ worthy of filling with everything you love.
21. A temporary tattoo to cherish your little 'dillo friend everywhere you go.
22. An *armachillo* hoodie so you can stay warm in the coolest way possible.
23. A stroller blanket that'll be just as tough (and precious) as a real baby-dillo.
24. An A-line dress ready to become your next ~dramadillo~ free outfit.
25. And the world's best mug featuring the only words worthy of saying before you have your daily dose of caffeine.
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