1. A hands-free electric vertical egg cooker that'll up your egg sandwich game and tear your family apart.
2. A Kindle paperwhite e-reader designed to be read just about anywhere.
3. A Marauder's Map scarf for anyone who doesn't want to ~reveal~ their love for Harry Potter 24/7.
4. A nonslip bath pillow so your next bath is even more luxurious.
5. A Konjac facial sponge with activated bamboo charcoal.
6. A four-pack of glorious Burt's Bees lip balm in super fruit flavors.
7. A collection of five succulent plant babes ready to be your new best friends.
8. A cozy AF, colorful long sleeve sweatshirt.
9. A 72-inch cocoon corpse decoration that's not creepy at all.
10. And a bag of Halloween candy favorites in case you didn't successfully scare all the children away from your home.
11. A four-in-one lens kit that'll clamp onto most smartphones and transform your photo quality.
12. A solar-powered LED Mason jar light you can use indoors/outdoors as a lantern, table light, and more.
13. A four-piece set of Steve Madden spinner suitcases so you can travel in style.
14. A pet carrier that's just the right fit to carry your small, adorable doggo.
15. A ~Minnie~ comb and brush set too cute for words and adults.
16. A Moana and Pua action figure everyone can indulge in.
17. A pair of constellation knee-high socks your friends will ~gaze~ at (with envy).
18. A three-pack of soft Burt's Bees burp cloths for your baby.
19. And a FlexiSnake drain cleaner so you can live a clog-free life.
The reviews in this post have been edited for length and clarity.