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1. A green tea-infused memory foam mattress over 13k people swear by, as will you.
2. An eco-friendly foam mattress for anyone who is a back sleeper, or prefers a firmer slumber.
3. A spring mattress with a ventilated cooling foam top that just may help curb aches and pains.
4. A foam mattress to conform to all sleepers, whether you're in need of firm or soft.
5. A cloud-like foam mattress so you can enjoy a luxurious slumber without the high price tag.
6. A comfy 10-inch mattress and box spring set – you'll get everything the bedroom needs in one go, and sleep like a baby angel.
7. A hybrid innerspring and gel foam mattress to immerse yourself in the best of both worlds.
8. An innerspring mattress that doesn't need a box spring for anyone who wants a no-frills (but still comfortable) sleep.
9. A plush mattress with independently encased coils and a pillow top you'll love.
10. A cool gel sofa bed replacement worthy of all the overnight guests to come.
11. A crib mattress so the most important person in the house can get plenty of rest.
12. A spring bed with an amazing delivery service to end the hassle of getting a new mattress into the bedroom.
13. An 8-inch, firm memory foam bed you can get in a queen size for under $300.
14. An extra thick cool gel bed available in Cali king size everyone in the family shall adore, including the pups.
15. A spring mattress that'll ship vacuum sealed, making getting the perfect mattress easier than ever.
16. A hybrid innerspring/foam mattress available in a 12-inch thickness for anyone who knows sometimes one inch makes a huge difference.
17. And a 13-inch spring mattress to withstand the biggest test a mattress must face, the test of time.
18. A Serta (spring) mattress and box spring set so you can invest in the brands you trust for well under 1k.
19. A foam mattress that might convert skeptics over to the foam forever life.
20. A king size waterbed set (with a heater!) you'll have a hard time leaving every morning.
21. A well-ventilated foam mattress with features worthy of fawning over – like a zipper washable cover, and brown suede on the corners.
22. And a comfy futon mattress so you can give your living room the mattress makeover it deserves.
TFW your friends try to get you out of your brand new mattress.
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