13 Life Lessons We Learned From "The X Factor" Judges

So what exactly is the "X Factor?" It's an unidentifiable mixture of confidence, star power, and fearlessness. And if they X Factor judges have it, we're definitely listening. For more pearls of wisdom from Demi, Kelly, Paulina and Simon, watch The X Factor on Wednesdays & Thursdays at 8/7c on FOX. Brought to you by FOX and Secret.

1. Demi taught us the difference between flirting and cannibalism...

2. ...and how to properly address a lady.

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3. Kelly gave a master class in backing that thang up...

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4. ...that came with a complimentary reality check. Success doesn't happen overnight, mmkay?

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5. Paulina reminded us that you can play hard even when you work hard...

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6. ...and taught us the most important word in the Spanish language.

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7. Simon got real serious with us for a second.

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8. We also learned the importance of respecting our "elders"...

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9. ...and how to put our juniors in their place.

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10. The judges taught us how to love...

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11. ...and how to love being in love...

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12. ...and that one should never — EVER — hide his or her excitement.

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13. Most importantly, we got some pretty amazing metaphors.

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You've all been wonderful students. Give yourselves a round of applause.

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