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Go Shopping At Barnes And Noble And We'll Determine What Greek God(dess) Is Your Parent

Okay, so the new Bestsellers... Which one catches your eye?

You need something from the children's section for a gift- which one do you get?

Moving on to the biography section- which one calls to you?

Moving on to... Fiction! What faced out book just gravitates towards your finger?

What entices you from the graphic novel/manga section?

And how could you forget the mystery and thriller section? Go on, pick one!

Now what about a good fantasy/sci-fi novel to cleanse the palate?

What YA title calls to you like a siren?

You've been in the store for 2 hours now. What is the last section you check out?

You've finally made it to the checkout! What do you grab just because?

The marvelous goddess of the night, said to be more powerful than the man himself (Zeus), Nyx would be your godly mother. While she may seem distant, you can always find comfort in her, like how the night seems to call to you, and embrace you like a warm hug.

You know in the Sims when you can flirt with the Grim Reaper? Listen, all I'm saying is that Thanatos mayyyy not be the most present father, but hey, maybe you'll be able to play catch with him in the afterlife, right?

Thanatos

Technically a titaness, Eos rules over the dawn, and is said to scatter the morning dew. Soft, rosy hands, wings like an angel... She'll create the colors of the sky for you, and she shows she cares in the little ways (like not turning your husband into a cricket).

Goddess of seduction and persuasion, you may or may not have inherited some of her ability to tilt an argument to your way. She's a surprisingly important goddess, considering most have never heard of her, so she's never around too often but will give you a good best when you need it- either in your dating life or in your next debate club meet.

Peitho

Goddess of deceit, fraud, and trickery... She may not be the most honest parental figure, but at least you've got some cool people in your family. You know, this isn't such a bad thing if you think about it.

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Apate

God of wedding hymns, he'll take a particular interest in you unlike some of the *other* gods. Though he'll specifically stick around at your wedding (if you have one), sometimes you can hear his songs in the form of the the breeze whistling through the leaves, or the hypnotic pattern of rain falling. 10/10 best dad on this list.

Hymenaios

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Go Shopping At Barnes And Noble And We'll Determine What Greek God(dess) Is Your Parent

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