Paid PostPosted on Jun 11, 201311 Ways Life Would Be Better If You Were Axe CopYour job is to serve and protect, what better way to do it than with an axe? Check out Animation Domination High-Def starting Saturday, July 27th from 11PM - 12:30AM on FOX.by Animation Domination High-Def on FOXBrand PublisherLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. You wouldn't need a woman to keep you warm at night; you have a glorious bushy mustache. 2. Your word is law. 3. Something has a lock on it? Who cares, you have an axe. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 4. Gun control laws are IRRELEVENT. 5. You can do whatever you want, you are a cop with an axe. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 6. You don't go to the butcher. You are the butcher. 7. You don't need a partner or sidekick. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. Why would you pay a barber to cut your hair? You have an axe. 9. Thanks to your reflective aviator sunglasses, you can stare at whoever you want and they won't notice. 10. You don't buy furniture. You build it with your bare hands. 11. You will never have to watch an action movie ever again. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF
