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The World According To Aussies Vs Brits

As close cousins, Brits and Aussies have a lot in common. But when it comes to the small stuff, Aussies know when to sweat it. Like all Aussies, Foster's drinkers know when to make a #GoodCall

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1. Brits: You go to the pub with your mates Dave, Tom and Darren

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Aussies: You go to the beach with your mates Dave-o, Tommo and Dazza

The more they bastardise your name, the more they like you.
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The more they bastardise your name, the more they like you.

2. Brits: These are terrifying crocs

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Aussies: These are terrifying crocs

Instant death vs social death.
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Instant death vs social death.

3. Brits: When a stranger talks to you on public transport

Can't tell if you want to mug me, or murder me…
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Can't tell if you want to mug me, or murder me…

Aussies: When a stranger talks to you on public transport

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You say hello back. Because you're not crippled with social anxiety.

4. Brits: If someone says 'no worries' they're secretly plotting your death

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We're the patron saints of passive-aggression.

Aussies: They mean it

In a land where nature is out to kill you, why would you sweat the small stuff? Relax, mate.
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In a land where nature is out to kill you, why would you sweat the small stuff? Relax, mate.

5. Brits: This is the worst thing you could find in your lunchbox

Aussies: This is the worst thing that could find in your lunchbox

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Just take a step back, grab a tiny square of kitchen towel and use it as kindling to burn down your entire house…

6. Brits: This is the Queen

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Aussies: This is that nice old British woman whose birthday we get off work each year

That's right - Aussies get to take the day off work for the Queen's birthday. You're lucky if you get your own off.
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That's right - Aussies get to take the day off work for the Queen's birthday. You're lucky if you get your own off.

7. Brits: You call people you hate terrible names

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I WILL KILL YOU, YOU B@!*!@AERHJXUNCI&UHN**OIUYR !!!

Aussies: You call your best mates terrible names as a sign of affection…

… and the people you hate slightly less bad names.
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… and the people you hate slightly less bad names.

8. Brits: This is a thong

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Aussies: This is a thong

Ok, so the Aussies haven't got everything right.
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Ok, so the Aussies haven't got everything right.

Want to see another Aussie #GoodCall ? Look no further than Foster's.

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