1. Tuna, Peanut Butter, and Grape Jelly Via foodbeast.com Served on a bed of turtle pasta. (Err, seaweed salad.) 2. Shredded Coconut and Pickles Via foodbeast.com It's not easy being green. Especially when there's this much going on around you. 3. Jellybean and Chorizo Via foodbeast.com Spicy pork chorizo and sour cream are topped with queso fresco and cilantro, then served with a jalapeño jellybean gastrique. 4. Guacamole and Marshmallow Via foodbeast.com This one's pretty bodacious, actually. 5. Pepperoni and Marshmallows Via foodbeast.com Choose your battle: sweet or savory. 6. Chocolate Fudge, Sardine, Chili Pepper, and Whipped Cream Via foodbeast.com A fried sardine dipped in chocolate fudge? The Turtles were ahead of their time. 7. Tea and Toast Via foodbeast.com Tomato sauce is topped with a buttered slice of toast, then sprinkled with tea leaves, Parmesan, and more sauce. 8. Pepperoni and Pickles Via foodbeast.com The pickles add a crunch that can be heard all through the New York sewer systems. 9. Anchovy and Hot Fudge Via foodbeast.com Chocolate fudge drizzled over anchovy filets on a sauceless white pizza: tubular or too much? 10. Popcorn Pizza Via foodbeast.com This one's dressed up with truffle oil, parsley flakes, and Parmesan cheese. 11. Anchovies and Bananas Via foodbeast.com Doesn't look so bad. Probably tastes disgusting. 12. Marshmallow and Asparagus Via foodbeast.com Asparagus and cheese is baked directly into the crust and topped with toasted mini marshmallows. 13. Salami and Yogurt Via foodbeast.com Drizzled with blackberry jelly. Totally mega, for better or (more likely) for worse. 14. Granola and Licorice Via foodbeast.com Downright patriotic to defeat the evil overlords. For even more gnarly TMNT-approved combos, head over to Foodbeast.