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    This Is What Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Pizzas Would Look Like Today

    Foodbeast puts a modern twist on some of Michelangelo's most over-the-top pizza combos from the '90s show. Jellybean and chorizo, anyone?

    1. Tuna, Peanut Butter, and Grape Jelly

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    Served on a bed of turtle pasta. (Err, seaweed salad.)

    2. Shredded Coconut and Pickles

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    It's not easy being green. Especially when there's this much going on around you.

    3. Jellybean and Chorizo

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    Spicy pork chorizo and sour cream are topped with queso fresco and cilantro, then served with a jalapeño jellybean gastrique.

    4. Guacamole and Marshmallow

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    This one's pretty bodacious, actually.

    5. Pepperoni and Marshmallows

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    Choose your battle: sweet or savory.

    6. Chocolate Fudge, Sardine, Chili Pepper, and Whipped Cream

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    A fried sardine dipped in chocolate fudge? The Turtles were ahead of their time.

    7. Tea and Toast

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    Tomato sauce is topped with a buttered slice of toast, then sprinkled with tea leaves, Parmesan, and more sauce.

    8. Pepperoni and Pickles

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    The pickles add a crunch that can be heard all through the New York sewer systems.

    9. Anchovy and Hot Fudge

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    Chocolate fudge drizzled over anchovy filets on a sauceless white pizza: tubular or too much?

    10. Popcorn Pizza

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    This one's dressed up with truffle oil, parsley flakes, and Parmesan cheese.

    11. Anchovies and Bananas

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    Doesn't look so bad. Probably tastes disgusting.

    12. Marshmallow and Asparagus

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    Asparagus and cheese is baked directly into the crust and topped with toasted mini marshmallows.

    13. Salami and Yogurt

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    Drizzled with blackberry jelly. Totally mega, for better or (more likely) for worse.

    14. Granola and Licorice

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    Downright patriotic to defeat the evil overlords.

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