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This Is What Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Pizzas Would Look Like Today

Foodbeast puts a modern twist on some of Michelangelo's most over-the-top pizza combos from the '90s show. Jellybean and chorizo, anyone?

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1. Tuna, Peanut Butter, and Grape Jelly

Served on a bed of turtle pasta. (Err, seaweed salad.)
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Served on a bed of turtle pasta. (Err, seaweed salad.)

2. Shredded Coconut and Pickles

It's not easy being green. Especially when there's this much going on around you.
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It's not easy being green. Especially when there's this much going on around you.

3. Jellybean and Chorizo

Spicy pork chorizo and sour cream are topped with queso fresco and cilantro, then served with a jalapeƱo jellybean gastrique.
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Spicy pork chorizo and sour cream are topped with queso fresco and cilantro, then served with a jalapeño jellybean gastrique.

4. Guacamole and Marshmallow

This one's pretty bodacious, actually.
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This one's pretty bodacious, actually.

5. Pepperoni and Marshmallows

Choose your battle: sweet or savory.
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Choose your battle: sweet or savory.

6. Chocolate Fudge, Sardine, Chili Pepper, and Whipped Cream

A fried sardine dipped in chocolate fudge? The Turtles were ahead of their time.
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A fried sardine dipped in chocolate fudge? The Turtles were ahead of their time.

7. Tea and Toast

Tomato sauce is topped with a buttered slice of toast, then sprinkled with tea leaves, Parmesan, and more sauce.
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Tomato sauce is topped with a buttered slice of toast, then sprinkled with tea leaves, Parmesan, and more sauce.

8. Pepperoni and Pickles

The pickles add a crunch that can be heard all through the New York sewer systems.
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The pickles add a crunch that can be heard all through the New York sewer systems.

9. Anchovy and Hot Fudge

Chocolate fudge drizzled over anchovy filets on a sauceless white pizza: tubular or too much?
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Chocolate fudge drizzled over anchovy filets on a sauceless white pizza: tubular or too much?

10. Popcorn Pizza

This one's dressed up with truffle oil, parsley flakes, and Parmesan cheese.
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This one's dressed up with truffle oil, parsley flakes, and Parmesan cheese.

11. Anchovies and Bananas

Doesn't look so bad. Probably tastes disgusting.
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Doesn't look so bad. Probably tastes disgusting.

12. Marshmallow and Asparagus

Asparagus and cheese is baked directly into the crust and topped with toasted mini marshmallows.
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Asparagus and cheese is baked directly into the crust and topped with toasted mini marshmallows.

13. Salami and Yogurt

Drizzled with blackberry jelly. Totally mega, for better or (more likely) for worse.
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Drizzled with blackberry jelly. Totally mega, for better or (more likely) for worse.

14. Granola and Licorice

Downright patriotic to defeat the evil overlords.
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Downright patriotic to defeat the evil overlords.

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