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15 Terrible Ways To Wake Up

The wrong side of the bed is starting to sound pretty nice. Have a terrible wake up story? Take on the day and share it with Florida Orange Juice's Little Annoyances, Big Prize Contest for a chance to win a comedy-filled trip for two to Chicago. Contest is now closed.

1. With a little human in your face

2. Dog breath and or slobber

3. In a wheelbarrow

4. On a carousel

5. On the toilet

6. Or in the bathtub

7. At the airport

8. On a shelf

9. On the subway

10. On a pile of rocks

11. In a shopping cart

12. Like this

13. On water

14. Or this

15. And like this.