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11 Fighting Moves For The Fight You'll Probably Never Have

You probably won't — and definitely shouldn't — get into a fight. But if you ever did, these moves could help. Better play it safe and just watch Fist Fight, in theaters February 17.

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1. Overhead Axe Chop

PROS: high amount of damage, looks super intimidating

CONS: provides opponent plenty of time to run away, potential for setting off a fire alarm while trying to pull the axe out of the wall by the fire extinguisher

2. Butterfly Knife Slice

PROS: light and easy to hide, makes you look like you've done this before

CONS: Unlike Christina Hendricks above, you probably haven't done this before, and you'll probably slice your hand open trying to do some stupid butterfly knife tricks.

7. Tie Opponent to a Horse and Let That Horse Do Its Thing

PROS: horse is very strong and unlikely to yield if your opponent screams

CONS: difficult to tie your opponent to the horse, horse might not do anything but stand there — stupid horse

8. Hit Opponent With a Paint Gun

PROS: could blind opponent, which makes them look stupid

CONS: hard to set up, doesn't really do much damage, and you're already doing the horse thing, which is pretty hilarious

11. Get Opponent Arrested

All images courtesy of Village Roadshow Pictures

PROS: completely ends the fight, as your opponent is in jail

CONS: takes a while for cops to show up after dialing 911, a chance you'll get arrested too since you were just in a fight

Watch Ice Cube and Charlie Day duke it out with all these moves and more in Fist Fight, in theaters February 17.

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All images courtesy of Village Roadshow Pictures