1.
You're the first one to take your shirt off at the beach, aren't you, tomato?
2.
Daaaaaaaaaamn! ♫ Baby got Bok (Choy) ♫
3.
Seriously, papaya, do you have a good reason to be that swole?
4.
Onion, you know you've got too many layers. Just admit things got out of hand with the layers.
5.
My money's on you in this arm-wrestling match, zucchini.
6.
Strawberry, you look like you could be a bouncer at a nightclub called Elixir.
7.
Hey, watermelon, whaddya bench? I'll tell you what I bench, but you go first.
8.
Stop trying to be a couch, pumpkin. You're not a couch. Just treasure your pumpkin-ness!
9.
You are 24 karats of unnecessarily massive, carrot.
10.
Do you play center for the Squashington Wizards? Wait, no, you don't have hands.
11.
Sprout, you look bigger than the free weights I lift at the gym. Can you stop making me feel so damn inadequate?