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11 Pictures Of Produce Items That Are Big For No Damn Reason

These fruits and vegetables are bigger than they need to be. But the bigger the Super Cropsies in Farm Heroes Super Saga get, the bigger your score!

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1. You're the first one to take your shirt off at the beach, aren't you, tomato?

And you're on the skins team in every game of flag football.
Jeanette CC-BY-2.0 / Via bit.ly

And you're on the skins team in every game of flag football.

2. Daaaaaaaaaamn! ♫ Baby got Bok (Choy)

"Little in the middle, but ya got much Bok."
Ian Sutton CC-BY-2.0 / Via Flickr: 22616984@N07

"Little in the middle, but ya got much Bok."

3. Seriously, papaya, do you have a good reason to be that swole?

It was rhetorical. You don't.
Ben Dalton CC-BY-SA-2.0 / Via bit.ly

It was rhetorical. You don't.

4. Onion, you know you've got too many layers. Just admit things got out of hand with the layers.

It's so big it makes us want to cry.
One Day Closer CC-BY-2.0 / Via bit.ly

It's so big it makes us want to cry.

5. My money's on you in this arm-wrestling match, zucchini.

Good lord, gourd!
Daryl Mitchell CC-BY-SA-2.0 / Via Flickr: daryl_mitchell

Good lord, gourd!

6. Strawberry, you look like you could be a bouncer at a nightclub called Elixir.

Bet you're the one who told Scott he couldn't come in with "those" shoes.
Tony Alter CC-BY-2.0 / Via bit.ly

Bet you're the one who told Scott he couldn't come in with "those" shoes.

7. Hey, watermelon, whaddya bench? I'll tell you what I bench, but you go first.

On the count of three. Ready? 1, 2...
uacescomm CC-BY-SA-2.0 / Via bit.ly

On the count of three. Ready? 1, 2...

8. Stop trying to be a couch, pumpkin. You're not a couch. Just treasure your pumpkin-ness!

Be true to you, pumpkin!
Nick Ares CC-BY-SA-2.0 / Via tinyurl.com

Be true to you, pumpkin!

9. You are 24 karats of unnecessarily massive, carrot.

It also looks like you skip leg day. SMH.
Jennifer Morrow CC-BY-2.0 / Via bit.ly

It also looks like you skip leg day. SMH.

10. Do you play center for the Squashington Wizards? Wait, no, you don't have hands.

Hard to rebound without hands.
Rod Raglin CC BY-SA 2.0 / Via bit.ly

Hard to rebound without hands.

11. Sprout, you look bigger than the free weights I lift at the gym. Can you stop making me feel so damn inadequate?

Seriously, sprout. Your guns are blocking my view.
Yellow Green Farmers Market CC-BY-2.0 / Via flic.kr

Seriously, sprout. Your guns are blocking my view.

Play Farm Heroes Super Saga today! One look at the all-new, massively adorable Super Cropsies, and you'll know why BIGGER is better!

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