20 "Legally Blonde" Quotes That Prove Elle Woods Is An Icon

    Let's revisit Legally Blonde with Elle Woods and her quotes.

    1. "I saw it in Teen Vogue a year ago. So if you are trying to sell it to me for full price, you picked the wrong girl."

    Reese Witherspoon in Legally Blonde

    2. "I feel comfortable using legal jargon in everyday life. [Wolf whistle] I object!"

    3. "I once had to judge a tighty-whitey contest for Lambda Kappa Pi. Trust me, I can handle anything."

    A blonde girl sitting

    4. Elle: "This is the type of girl Warner wants to marry. This is what I need to become to be serious." Older woman: "What? Practically deformed?"

    An old woman with white hair is telling something to a blonde hair girl next to her

    5. "Whoever said orange is the new pink was seriously disturbed."

    6. "What, like it’s hard?"

    7. "Oh, I like your outfit too, except, when I dress up as a frigid bitch, I try not to look so constipated."

    A blonde girl wearing a pink bunny dress

    8. "I am never gonna be good enough for you, am I?"

    9. When Elle hands her résumé to Professor Callahan:

    A man in dark turtleneck and jacket holding a pink sheet of paper while he looks on in shock at a blonde girl.

    10. "For that matter, all masturbatory emissions, where his sperm was clearly not seeking an egg, could be termed reckless abandonment."

    A blonde girl speaking in a lecture

    11. When Elle finds out she has been selected for Callahan's firm's internship.

    Blonde girl in green dress

    12. "Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don’t shoot their husbands; they just don’t."

    13. When Elle helps David Kidney get a date.

    Blonde girl standing

    14. "And...the bible."

    A blonde girl showing a Cosmopolitan magazine to a female prisoner

    15. This butthead quote when Elle and Emmett are driving to interview someone related to the case they are working on.

    A man in black suit driving a car and looking at his co-passenger and saying, "I can't believe you just called me a butthead"

    16. "Don't stomp your little last-season Prada shoes at me, honey."

    17. "Isn't it the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance that you are forbidden to wet your hair for at least 24 hours after getting a perm, at the risk of deactivating the ammonium thioglycolate?"

    A blonde woman speaking in a courtroom

    18. "If you’re going to let one stupid prick ruin your life, you’re not the girl I thought you were."

    An old lady speaking

    19. "If I’m gonna be partner in a law firm by the time I’m 30, I’m going to need a boyfriend who’s not such a complete bonehead."

    A blonde girl saying something

    20. "You must always have faith in people. And, most importantly, you must always have faith in yourself."

    What's your favorite Legally Blonde quote? Let us know in the comments.