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Who Is Your Floor 1 Rival?

Which rowdy floor one member should you challenge to a duel?

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  1. What's your biggest pet peeve?

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    Being watched while I sleep
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    Touching
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    Getting told that being white is a sin
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    Hearing about Jack Grimes
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    Fake Sex Noises at 9am
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    Jewish boys who love their mothers
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    People who refuse to eat their fish
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    Lying about love
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    Putting their boyfriend on a leash
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    Going to Chipotle
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    Pretending to not be an EECS major
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    Annoying emails from Hall Ass.
  2. What's your rival's biggest weakness

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    An asian middle schooler
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    Having to move during sex
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    Fratagonias
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    Housing
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    Athlete's Foot
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    "Accidental" Meat in your Taco Bell
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    Connor's Independence
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    Moderate Liberals
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    Sandals, Sneakers, and other non-boots
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    Angry wild boars
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    Barking
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    Keys
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    A clean room
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    A dry rush
  3. Your rival wants to make peace, what do you do?

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    Thanks for sharing
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    Something's fishy...
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    Let me ask my mom
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    No time for talk. Pour bleach down their throat
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    Yell at them
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    Pass your blunt
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    Offer to play some naked baseball in the hall
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    Help him break up with his girlfriend
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    Play frozen for them on the piano
  4. What's the absolute WORST quality a person can have?

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    Being too PC
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    Being addicted to boots
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    Being a bitch
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    Being an A-B-Ji
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    Chapped Lips
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    Getting your stoner floormates written up
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    Being a simian tornado
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    Making out with random Jews at Pi-Kap
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    Not giving a secret santa present
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    Smoking up the wazoo
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    Not halling enough A$$
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    Not sleeping
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    Being too savage
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    Being a vagetarian
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    Nasally fetishizing his car
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    Forcing your dog and/or boyfriend to live with you
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    Ambivalence
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    Slamming drawers at 7:00 am
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    The Bear Market Mac and Cheese Diet
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    Coming back drunk every night
  5. How would you smite your rival?

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    Give them functioning condoms
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    Hide Arjun
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    Take away their penis pump
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    Make him eat his fish
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    Give them the boot
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    Call UCPD
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    Get her blacklisted at the local synagouge
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    Hide his weed
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    Take away her 10-inch heels, boba, and eyeliner
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    Make a Pablo Escobar joke
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    Call the IRA on his business
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    Make him talk to you
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    Give him a good looking tattoo
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    Invite Agatha to Cal
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    Ignore her for more than 1 minute
  6. What's something your rival would say?

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    "I yell because I care"
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    "Three strikes and you're in my bed"
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    "I'm getting outsourced to India"
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    "When two men with one nut share their nuts, it's nut covalent bonding"
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    "Are people up for Taco Tuesday"
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    "Yo wassup dude wanna smoke?"
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    "There's a snake in my boot"
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    "Why won't Alan love me"
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    "Today in Urdu Zeeshan said hi to me"
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    "What the shit. Why am I failing CS?"
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    "Guys shut the fuck up. I'm trying to play guitar." *Meows*
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    "The Cavaliers are the best basketball team on the planet"
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    "Wanna go to bear market?"
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    "Jesus give me wheels"
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    "Wait guys..."
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    "I'm recognizing my privilege by calling out yours"
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    "Because when I was a lad, I had a pet gerbil. One day I gave him a bath and I dried him in the microwave. My gerbil clawed at the door, but I thought he was trying to wave "hi". It didn't end well, but it was "well done"."
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    "I think I'm gonna fail my EE midterm"
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    "That's not the invisibility potion, that's zyklon B"
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    "Is Ketki safe? Don't leave Ketki behind"
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    "Let me tell you about the time I fell down the stairs"
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    "I'm in a happy and loving relationship"
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    "I thought he wanted to suck on Riley's toes or something"
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    "The shower's already warm, come on in Holly"
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    "It's 10:20, it's my bedtime. Fuck. Me. Uuuuuup."
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    "i just want to watch everyone fail around me while I succeed"
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    "Ben I will never date you. Stop asking."
  7. What's your rival's weapon of choice?

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    Bleach
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    The superpowers she gained from all those K-Dramas
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    Her drug cartel
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    A water gun filled with acetone
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    An army of singing pickles
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    His face, contorted into a rage from all the regections
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    You thought we were gonna say a boot. But actually it's her glare
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    Collectivization
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    Her blog's massive following
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    Indica
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    Whatever he can pull out of his voluminous 'do
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    A killer app
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    Boiling Matzah Ball Soup
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    Wedges
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    Sass
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    His newly straightened teeth
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    Alondra's Rage
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    He'd try to avoid conflict
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    Pee in a bottle
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    Wet paper towels
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    Danny
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    He wouldn't have a weapon, but you'd still be scared
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    A 3d printed u
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    Meticulous psycological research
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    Connor's Bottled Tears
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    A leg (In his ass)
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    Mrs. Kenny's right armz
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