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Which rowdy floor one member should you challenge to a duel?

Who Is Your Floor 1 Rival?

What's your biggest pet peeve?

What's your rival's biggest weakness

Your rival wants to make peace, what do you do?

What's the absolute WORST quality a person can have?

How would you smite your rival?

What's something your rival would say?

What's your rival's weapon of choice?

This eecs goddess can be found turning Adam's floppy disk into a hard drive, downloading his deepest darkets secrets, and sharing them with the world. Careful she might code you into the same fate.

Samarpita

When it's not her office hours, Nadia is constantly hanging annoying health worker memos on your door, having loud, moist, aggressive sex with Zeeshan, and destroying her roomates' hopes and dreams with her clumsiness. Keep an eye on your drink, it might be spiked with bleach.

Nadia

This SOPi sister can be found haunting the halls at 4AM searching for any leftover lambdas and trying to come down from her latest drug experiment. Don't cross this fratty fiend or she might stab you with her 10-inch heels

Kathleen

This ChemE, soon to be ChemF, can be seen studying in his room, stalking Alan, and preparing to strike. Once Alan goes down, beware. You're next.

Aidan

He knows when you've been sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been Ben or good, you'll be pushed into a train. Hey!

Eduardo

This marginalized male memer can be seen near your local middle school creepily stalking the nearest ABG, be it Brittany, Kathleen, or Agatha. If you're not asian (or Connor) you're safe, but otherwise, beware he might just be wearing your skin.

Boots! Boots! Boots! This bootyful lady can be seen seducing the nearest KA boy. Wearing her aviators and planning her next kick, be sure to be on the lookout, this RBF isn't just resting.

Boot Girl

Trigger Warning: Reading this will probably trigger Hannah.  
This special snowflake can be seen giving the cold shoulder to any boy, be it Hakon or Rory. She might be rolling her eyes, but look into her heart and its as hard as stone. Don't fall in love with this seductress.

Hannah

Whether she's talking about Jack Grimes, or Jack Grimes, this chatterbox will make your ear bleed with her constant BIG stories and lovers laments. Don't befriend this eager minx!

Deeksha

When he's not skirting out of secret santa gifts, Eric can be found buying, selling, and smoking the great ganja. While he might be destroying his Hamilton singing voice, this a-cappella aficionado is always down to blaze.

Eric

When he's not gabbing with Gabby or romping with Riley, this master biologist is always gracing floor 1 with the smell of a new strain of weed.

Faisal

When he's not getting wet with Holly or getting hazed by MDB. This daring developer can be seen getting it on on the jumbotron with rally com. Don't be surprised if he's caught flashing his dick ;)

Boris

When she's not looking for the next Larry David to marry, this horny pre-law student is preparing to sue her enemies.

Kaetlyn

When asked what she wanted to do with her life, she replied: "not fail math". But sadly, she's probably going to fail at that too. This crazy Columbian is feared since at any moment she could snap, rip out her nose-ring, and stab the nearest bitch.

Laura

When she's in the lounge everyone runs away out of fear of being roasted. When she's in her room even Rudy won't dare come near. Watch out or Michelle will destroy you to the core.

Michelle

After whipping out his fingers and pointing out his target, this brace-faced baboon is always ready to ape out. Once he gets his braces off, he'll be able to eat whole bananas again.

Avery

When he's not lasting two minutes with Riley, this Daily Cal copy-editor can be seen trying to figure out if sex can be used as a verb of the form: "Sex, sexed, sexing". If you make a grammatical error, you know he'll destroy you, so watch out.

Arjun

Whether he's swimming in the Aqua-Delt pool or feeding his roids to his fish, you better watch out because this Asian tornado might rage out.

Victor

Hey batter batter, hey batter batter, swing! And a miss... just like these guys when they try to pick up girls. This dynamic duo doesn't even deserve a roast, they embarrass themselves.

Jack and Thomas

Dylan's scary sidekick, don't even try getting dinner with this one. He'll just ignore you, get you drunk, and get you written up for drinking in the lounge.

Danny

Some say he's too nice to roast, but to that I say, have you ever talked to him? While he's nice on the outside, everyone knows it's a facade so he can discover your biggest weaknesses and pass them on to Danny so he can do the dirty work.

Dylan

While he might seem tied to Katelynn in every way, this slave is ready to revolt! He's taken those skinning jokes to heart and is planning to do the same to every member of floor 1. Make sure Katelynn doesn't let him out of her sight.

Connor

Going to RSF 12 times a week definitely builds up some huge muscles. His diet's not the only thing he's tracking, he's also tracking how many girls have stepped into TDX (0) and YOU.

Kevin

She might start crying whenever Katelynn yells at her, but don't take that as a sign of weakness. This wicked witch was in it for the long con and plans to destroy Katelynn soon, just you wait!

Riley

If it was legal to make Connor carry her around in a litter she would do it. Instead she has to resort to forcibly moving him and Adam into her babe cave and using them as her personal manservants. Watch out, you could be next! (She just posted a roommate ad)

Katelynn

A member of the Jewish Avengers, Captain Schmear can be found buttering up his enemy before his mom moves in for the kill.

Adam

When he's not torturing Adam in his ground floor dungeon, this greasy gestapo can be found plotting his next enemy's demise. Watch out for this vile Virginian!

Pablo

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