This Is What The 2017 Oscar's Red Carpet Should Look Like
Dear Hollywood, you can give your stylists the night off as I have so graciously taken it upon myself to choose looks from the 2017 couture collections for you all. Oscar best dressed list - silver platter - take it. You’re welcome. Ps. To the men, just wear Tom Ford. Seriously. Pps. Elie Saab & Zuhair Murad feature heavily as they really do have red carpet gowns down pat.