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    <B>HAIL OBAMA</B>

    WE SYRIANS WHO ARE ABOUT TO DIE SALUTE YOU ! THE HONORS KEEP COMING

    JUST DON'T SAY OBAMA DOESN'T CARE. HE CARES - HIS IMAGE MUST BE POLISHED – NO MATTER THE COST (TO OTHERS). WHY, JUST LOOK AT ALL THE AWARDS AND MEDALS HE'S WON.

    The NERO of DAMASCUS Title

    the professional "Diddlers" award

    The HAMLET at the HELM Award

    for the line: "THERE ARE NO GOOD OPTIONS"

    And when he could not hide behind "well Putin won't listen", he proved himself worthy of the next award:

    The ACHILLES HEEL Medal

    awarded for always "facing" the enemy with his heel exposed ! after which he was a shoo-in for:

    The PAUL REVERE Medal

    "THE AMERICANS AREN'T COMING; THE AMERICANS AREN'T COMING" award

    (OBAMA won his first Paul Revere Medal in Iraq: "THE AMERICANS ARE LEAVING; THE AMERICANS ARE LEAVING")

    The THIN RED LINE of SYRIA - HERO Medal

    "Then it's 'Bama this, an' 'Bama that, an' "Bama, 'ow's yer soul? / But it's 'Thin Red Line of 'high-tail-it' when Syrian drums begin to roll." (the Kipling medal)

    "LET THEM EAT GAS !" ALEPPO Dinner Roast

    (The Marie Antoinette honors for Obama's great solution at learning that there was no food in Aleppo)

    LT. CALLEY of SYRIA

    I had to let Putin & Assad destroy Aleppo – to save my Peace Prize

    The LION of OZ - SYRIA Theater Award

    Obama – if I only had heart, I could ROAR, instead of barking like a dog with no bite

    The SCARECROW of OZ – SYRIA Theater Award

    Obama – if I only had a brain, I'd solve it for real instead of lying to the American public about it

    And, finally Obama's Triple Crown –Nobel Prize honors:

    The BARD of SYRIA (NOBEL PRIZE for LITERATURE)

    for the best "tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing" for Obama spin in Syria

    The EINSTEIN PRIZE – for INSANITY (NOBEL PRIZE for MEDICINE)

    (for Obama and his administration always saying and doing the same thing; and always expecting a different result.)

    the NEWTON PRIZE (NOBEL PRIZE for SCIENCE)

    (An egg falling from trees in conflict zones always lands on Obama's face.)

    But there's always a but in these things. He refused to attend this ceremony:

    The PUTIN ROPE – A – DOPE Belt

    (the Punch Drunk honors for "I coulda been a contender")

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