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Which "Bad" Movie Are You?

Movies are like people. Most of them are terrible, but we sometimes we inexplicably enjoy them. Find out which "Bad" movie embodies you the most.

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  1. 1. What motivates you?

    Fighting crime
    Capturing something dangerous
    Becoming a bank teller
    Converting people to the church of scientology
  2. 2. What is your biggest fear?

    A harsh prison sentence
    Being eaten alive... twice
    Suffering from a made up disease
    Being poorly lit all the time
  3. 3. If you could have one superpower, what would it be?

    Talking to animals
    Shooting electricity from your hands
    Lethal use of a pen
    Beatboxing
  4. 4. How do you show someone you like them?

    Buying them a stuffed animal
    Bench pressing on the beach
    Giving them a lap dance
    Digitized transference of sexual energies
  5. 5. If you were a monster you would be...

    Terrible CGI
    In a shitty costume
    Made of metal
    A misoginistic creep
    Happen to look identical to the hero (but not actually related at all)
  6. 6. You express yourself by...

    Taking off your clothes
    Song and dance!
    By speaking in a terrible southern accent
    With racist and cripple jokes
    SO MANY PUNS
    With a Rube Goldberg machine
  7. 7. What do you think the future will look like?

    Humans will be controlled by aliens with dredlocks
    Violence and drugs are banned. So is swearing
    Steam punk
    Not sure but lasers will be super important.
  8. 8. Pick a movie quote:

    "I thought I told you to get some man-animals in here to fix it!"
    "Excuse me. Are you Lizzie from the Internet?"
    "That's it, no more Mr. Knife guy."
    "Never look in the eyes, of those you kill. They will haunt you forever. I know."
    “This is why Superman works alone.”
    "I got my period." "Yeah right." "Check."
    "Simon says, "Die."
    "Stop eating my sesame cake. STOP EATING MY SESAME CAKE!"
    Here, have a seat! [throws a chair]

Which "Bad" Movie Are You?

You got: Showgirls (1995)

Congrats! You got Showgirls! Your parents will be so proud!

Showgirls (1995)
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You got: BattleField Earth (2000)

Congrats! You got Battlefield Earth! Your future may be bleak but hey, at least you'll be subtly converting your friends to the church of Scientology!

BattleField Earth (2000)
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You got: Batman & Robin (1997)

Congrats! You got Batman & Robin! Now get out there and fight crime with your terrible puns!

Batman & Robin (1997)
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You got: Anaconda (1997)

Congrats! You got Anaconda! You will be haunted by terrible special effects for the rest of your life!

Anaconda (1997)
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You got: From Justin To Kelly (2003)

Congrats! You got From Justin To Kelly! Sing your heart away until you're ultimately forgotten by everyone.

From Justin To Kelly (2003)
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You got: Wild Wild West (1999)

Congrats! You got Wild Wild West! You are super fun and unknowingly offensive.

Wild Wild West (1999)
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You got: Demolition Man (1993)

Congrats! You got Demolition Man! You know that in a world without violence, the pen truly is mightier than the sword.

Demolition Man (1993)
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You got: Congo (1995)

Congrats! You got Congo! Now go avenge Harambe with your laser gun thingy!

Congo (1995)
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You got: Ernest Goes to Jail (1990)

Congrats! You got Ernest Goes to Jail! Not even the electric chair can stop you from achieving your dreams!

Ernest Goes to Jail (1990)
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You got: Con Air (1997)

Congrats! You got Con Air! There is nothing fake about you. That southern accent is on point!

Con Air (1997)
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