Fighting crimeCapturing something dangerousBecoming a bank tellerConverting people to the church of scientology
A harsh prison sentenceBeing eaten alive... twiceSuffering from a made up diseaseBeing poorly lit all the time
Talking to animalsShooting electricity from your handsLethal use of a penBeatboxing
Buying them a stuffed animalBench pressing on the beachGiving them a lap danceDigitized transference of sexual energies
Terrible CGIIn a shitty costumeMade of metalA misoginistic creepHappen to look identical to the hero (but not actually related at all)
Taking off your clothesSong and dance!By speaking in a terrible southern accentWith racist and cripple jokesSO MANY PUNSWith a Rube Goldberg machine
Humans will be controlled by aliens with dredlocksViolence and drugs are banned. So is swearingSteam punkNot sure but lasers will be super important.
"I thought I told you to get some man-animals in here to fix it!""Excuse me. Are you Lizzie from the Internet?""That's it, no more Mr. Knife guy.""Never look in the eyes, of those you kill. They will haunt you forever. I know."“This is why Superman works alone.”"I got my period." "Yeah right." "Check.""Simon says, "Die.""Stop eating my sesame cake. STOP EATING MY SESAME CAKE!"Here, have a seat! [throws a chair]
Which "Bad" Movie Are You?
Congrats! You got Showgirls! Your parents will be so proud!
Congrats! You got Battlefield Earth! Your future may be bleak but hey, at least you'll be subtly converting your friends to the church of Scientology!
Congrats! You got Batman & Robin! Now get out there and fight crime with your terrible puns!
Congrats! You got Anaconda! You will be haunted by terrible special effects for the rest of your life!
Congrats! You got From Justin To Kelly! Sing your heart away until you're ultimately forgotten by everyone.
Congrats! You got Wild Wild West! You are super fun and unknowingly offensive.
Congrats! You got Demolition Man! You know that in a world without violence, the pen truly is mightier than the sword.
Congrats! You got Congo! Now go avenge Harambe with your laser gun thingy!
Congrats! You got Ernest Goes to Jail! Not even the electric chair can stop you from achieving your dreams!
Congrats! You got Con Air! There is nothing fake about you. That southern accent is on point!