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44 Thoughts Every Guy Has While Shopping

Ugh. Going to the store. Overcome your shopping anxieties by shopping at Express, where you’re bound to find the perfect pair of jeans.

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1. OK, it's definitely time to replace these old jeans.

2. Right? I mean, there's a hole in the crotch.

3. Is that a bad thing?

4. I guess I'll just go to the store.

5. Ugh w/e, I'm gonna try these.

6. I think they look pretty good.

7. But... are they too tight?

8. What size do I even wear anyway?

9. Oh these are supposed to be skinny jeans…

10. Are skinny jeans still a thing?

11. Are skinny jeans emo?

12. Is emo still a thing??

13. Can the girls even see the D in these skinny jeans?

14. Who invented "clothes" anyway?

15. Hmm maybe I could use a new pair of kicks.

16. Is there ever really a bad time to wear driving mocs?

17. Nah.

18. Are these shorts close enough to my knees

19. Will girls like it if I wear this??

20. Ah dope: tanks! I need a tank, yo!

21. Real talk. Do my guns look good?

22. You know the saying: Sun's out, guns out!

23. Hmm… the guns aren't ready.

24. THE SUN'S OUT, BUT THE GUNS AREN'T READY.

25. If I buy this tank now, maybe it'll inspire me to hit the gym and get these guns ready.

26. Since the tanks are a no-go, guess what time it is: IT'S T-SHIRT TIME!

27. I promised my girlfriend I wouldn't buy anymore T-shirts with superheroes on them.

28. But does she have to know?

29. This grey one looks pretty good — I'll take four.

30. I wish they made GOOD Velcro shoes.

31. That mannequin is kinda hot.

32. Where are the jorts? I need jorts.

33. Girls love jorts... yeah, JORTS!

34. Do I have to try this on?

35. I hate having to try shit on.

36. I'm so hungry.

37. Word. I can wear this to the gym AND to class.

38. How much do these cost?

39. Guess I won't be wearing these anywhere!

40. I wanna shop somewhere beggars CAN be choosers.

41. Why are there sooooo many pins in this dress shirt??

42. Is it possible to find a pair of cargo shorts with even more pockets?

43. Shouldn't this be easier?

44. I wish my mom still bought my clothes.

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