1. The Outstretched Paw Via izismile.com An offer of peace, or a promise of annihilation? It's impossible to tell, but it's probably the latter, knowing cats and all. 2. The Impending Doom Via izismile.com On the bright side, Death by Kitten is consistently voted as the #1 preferred mode of demise by those polled. 3. The Magician's Apprentice Via izismile.com This move's a tough one because it requires a human partner who is both cool and magical — a combination that is sadly in short supply in this degraded era. 4. The Copycat Via izismile.com Earnest, heartfelt imitation only for this one — none of your holier-than-thou feline mockery. 5. The Surprise Kiss Via dragon-st.at.webry.info More of a surprise lick, actually, which is both harder to pull off and vastly more unpleasant. 6. The Sheer Malice Via izismile.com This requires a patient photographer and a cat who is primarily motivated by pure evil. It's a far more common combination than you might expect. 7. The Face of the Campaign Via canidosyfelinos.blogspot.com In case you've ever wondered who the mysterious marketing geniuses are behind Meow Mix. 8. The One-Two Punch Via flickr.com It's easy enough to photograph a cat punching a Pomeranian — happens every day — but the expression of pure outrage is the real payoff here. 9. The Accidentally on Purpose Via catcatcat.narod.ru All you need for this is a cat and a very expensive vase, and you can just sit back and let nature do the rest. 10. This Guy Via smilepost.ru 11. No, seriously. This guy. Via pinfun.com 12. The Levitating Couch Potato Via beardeon.ru It takes a true master of being a cat to fly backwards through the air and yet still somehow look lazy. 13. The Double Lick i.imgur.com This particular Double Lick is a bit of a cheat, as both of these cats have unusually tasty noses. 14. The Bodyguard Via pinkbluelovescute.com Just throw on "I Will Always Love You," get out your camera, and your cat will almost certainly handle the rest. 15. The "Here Comes the Airplane" Via my.opera.com Protip: Cats don't give a damn about "here comes the airplane" any more than babies do, but if you put cream in a spoon, they will lick that spoon whether you tell 'em it's an airplane or not. 16. The Cat Beard Via web.stagram.com Protip: Way easier than actually taking the time to grow a real cat beard is just getting your cat to look up at your glasses at exactly the right time. 17. The True Lovers Via pinkbluelovescute.com When cats touch their butts together and make a heart with their tails, it's actually a form of love that is so far beyond our own meager capacity for emotional attachment that it's essentially beyond our comprehension. Looks nice, though. 18. The Extra-Long Cat Via blameitonthevoices.com This one's super easy: You just need an old desk and one really, really surprisingly long cat. 19. The Unpleasant Surprise veselahata.com Ten times out of ten, The Unpleasant Surprise is 100% deserved, and is actually just a form of cosmic justice. 20. Baby You're a Firework flickr.com Most rocket-propelled cats can pull this one off for you if you ask them nicely. 21. The Reckless Driver Via smilepost.ru This one can be a little dangerous, and you should definitely practice it in the driveway before going onto the highway to get the shot you need. 22. The Complete Idiot Via Flickr: 30157840@N02 I CAN SEE THROUGH TIME 23. The Victory Dance Via evolo.ro Even smallish victories, like upending the litter box, or chewing through someone's shoelaces, can bring this about — so have your camera ready at all times. 24. The Weight Watchers Via taringa.net This one's almost impossible to get because it's really hard to find a cat who is conscious about his or her weight. 25. The "You Think I'm Just a Normal Cat But I DO A CRAZY DANCE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING" Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Via Flickr: snicker Best of the bunch right here.