Colonel Meow Is The New CEO Of BuzzFeed

There has been a dramatic coup at BuzzFeed today, and we have a new CEO! Everything is better now. We are stronger now.

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Here, he inspects our office artwork. Colonel Meow has a refined and delicate taste in art and enjoys only the finest paintings.

The artist behind this beautiful piece is Alix Branwyn. She is the most important artist of our generation and a genius.

Colonel Meow has made us better and more productive now that we work on weekends and during the evening. We are sorry to see him go, but he has more work to do to expand his vision.

Please watch: This is our first magnificent creation under the wise leadership of Colonel Meow. It is so much better than anything we have done in the past.

Good-bye for now, Colonel Meow. We love you.

When the One came for me, it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished; I loved Colonel Meow. WAR IS PEACE FREEDOM IS SLAVERY IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH