Animals·Posted on Jun 10, 2013Cats Are Planning To Kill YouSome very, very unfortunate news about cats.by Jack ShepherdBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink They are lurking at the corners of your awareness, like an unsettling memory or a bad dream. i.imgur.com They are studying you, noting your weaknesses, marking your fears and insecurities, seeing each flaw as an opportunity. mashable.com And they are studying their craft. Preparing their minds and bodies to harness the terrible kinetic energy that is building inside them like a tempest. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF i.imgur.com They are waiting. Ever. So. Patiently. For you to slip up. Via mashable.com And they have all the time in the world. View this video on YouTube youtube.com Because every second is an ember... imgur.com Every minute, a spark... i048.radikal.ru And the very days of your life are tinder for the conflagration that they will summon around you in a gust of rage and fury. i.imgur.com They are biding their time. gutarin.tumblr.com And you will not see them when they arrive. copypast.ru Because they are hidden in plain sight. palomasharma.wordpress.com Stashed, like deadly weapons, where you least expect them. wildography.co.uk Perfectly camouflaged in the dark corners of your life. i.imgur.com Looking for just the right moment. i.imgur.com Nursing their bitter jealousy and their madness. Via asianbackpacker.com Gathering their wrath. i.imgur.com Waiting to unleash the unholy maelstrom of their anger on the false calm of your worthless existence. View this video on YouTube youtube.com Waiting... pricola.net TO STRIKE. i.imgur.com Be ready. Be wary. Be afraid.