Can You Make It Through This Post Without Squealing?
You squee, you lose. OK, let's do this thing - we'll start off easy, but things are going to get pretty squeeky™ up in here pretty quick, so harden your hearts!
1. You must read the whole post.
2. If at any point you squeal with delight, you lose the game. This includes saying "Squee" or "Aww," or sighing heavily.
3. Your ovaries may not at any point explode, metaphorically or literally. (If the latter, seek IMMEDIATE medical help).
OK, let's do this thing!
1. OK, first look at this family of meerkats. They love each other and they protect each other, as you can see from this photograph.
2. Now, have a quick gander at this picture of a rabbit mom and her daughter, who are posing for the camera.
WE INTERRUPT THIS POST TO BRING YOU A HEDGEHOG TAKING A BATH
4. Now back to your regularly scheduled programming. Please direct your attention to Exhibit A: This baby penguin spending some time with four stuffed animal versions of herself.
5. Exhibit B: A bear with a bear.
6. Exhibit C: A kitten with a bear who later grew up into a cat with a bear.
7. BUNNY WITH A BUNNY!
11. Let's have another look at that rabbit.
12. OK, now watch this short but important video of Butterball the dog trying to make it down the stairs.
13. Great work! You are almost through. Now it's time to stretch ...
14. ... Have a snack ...
15. ... Take a VERY quick nap ...
16. And get back to work! Look at this picture of a quokka who just wants you to love him, for God's sake.
17. And this one of a baby polar bear who wholeheartedly agrees with the quokka, even though he's not entirely sure whether that is actually a real kind of animal.
18. OK, pop quiz: Who is a better mom? A) These mother lions?
19. B) This koala mom?
20. C) Or this cat mom?
26. Now we have reached the Puppy/Baby portion of this post. Your task is easy: Look at each photo in turn, and identify which individual in the photo is a puppy, and which is a baby. Make sense? OK, we will start with an easy one.
29. TRICK QUESTION! - (Hint: The positions of the puppy and the baby have been reversed in this photograph.)
30. SUPER TRICK QUESTION!
31. This game is getting totally out of hand now.
32. WHAT IS GOING ON HERE??? OK, we are almost finished. Now it's time for ...
THE LIGHTNING ROUND!
The rules of the lightning round are very simple.
1. You will be shown a series of pictures depicting everyday occurrences.
2. Look at each picture in succession and describe to yourself what it depicts.
3. Check your own answer against the answer in the caption below.
4. DO NOT SAY "SQUEE."
44. OK, almost finished! Now just watch this REAL QUICK video and you are done!
Congrats! You made it through!