8. Pretend you are the navigator of a spaceship.
7. Spin around until you are too dizzy to stand.
6. Invite a ton of friends to your Roomba party.
5. Take a snooze cruise.
4. Yell, “Goodbye forever!” before kissing someone on the cheek and riding off into the sunset.
2. Whatever amazing thing this is.
1. Dress up like a shark and chase a duckling around the room. This is by far the best thing you can do with a Roomba.
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