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The 8 Absolute Best Things You Can Do With A Roomba

There's been a lot of talk in the cat community lately about how best to deploy a Roomba, if you are lucky enough to have one. Here is a quick primer.

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8. Pretend you are the navigator of a spaceship.

7. Spin around until you are too dizzy to stand.

6. Invite a ton of friends to your Roomba party.

5. Take a snooze cruise.


4. Yell, "Goodbye forever!" before kissing someone on the cheek and riding off into the sunset.

3. Weaponize your Roomba.

2. Whatever amazing thing this is.

1. Dress up like a shark and chase a duckling around the room. This is by far the best thing you can do with a Roomba.