1. This Grizzly Bear Sleeping Bag eikoishizawa.com So you can sleep comfortably after a long, satisfying day of frightening people in the woods. 2. This Silver Plated Adjustable Cat Ring With Blue Zirconia Eyes etsy.com So you can show people that you are the kind of person who can handle anything. 3. This Shark Attack Sleeping Bag patchtogether.com So you can sleep with the fishes. 4. These Glorious Monster Hoodies Via mouthman.com So you can (a) be the coolest person in your group of friends, and (b) pretend to bite people with your elbows, which is essentially the same as (a). 5. This Lazy Cat Ring etsy.com etsy.com etsy.com So you can show people that you mean business. 6. These Googly-Eyed Cat Sweaters etsy.com etsy.com etsy.com So that everyone will know that you are always vigilant and maybe slightly terrifying, but also that you have excellent taste in sweaters. 7. These Pug Hats For Babies etsy.com etsy.com etsy.com (Babies and pugs not included.) 8. This Stealing Kitty Piggy Bank amazon.com So you can freak out your cats and save money at the same time. 9. This Japanese Hokkaido Dog T-Shirt teeparty.jp So everyone will know what your favorite kind of dog is. 10. This Emerald-Eyes Cat Dress shop.themountain.me So you can be the belle of the ball (and, I guess, make everyone else at the ball think that a cat is ominously staring at them from inside your chest). 11. This "Raining Cats And Dogs" Umbrella amazon.com 12. This Cat-Face Watch asos.fr So that every minute of your life will be right meow. 13. These Depressed Kittens Notebooks etsy.com For writing about your feeeeelings. 14. This Hat cmbk.bigcartel.com Clearly, this hat. 15. This Cat Flag T-Shirt etsy.com 16. This Pug-Face T-Shirt amazon.com Obviously (so you can have a great big pug face on your T-shirt). 17. These Animal Clothes-Hangers urbanoutfitters.com 18. This Cat Sweater ... amazon.co.uk 19. This Cat Sweater ... fuckyeahcatsweaters.tumblr.com 20. This Cat Sweater ... fuckyeahcatsweaters.tumblr.com 21. And This Cat In A Sweater His name is Reginald.