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We Know How The Kohelet Faculty Will React To Your Purim Shpiel

NO MORE PURIM SHPIEL

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  1. How many teachers are you making fun of?

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    A few teachers. I'm mostly making fun of the students
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    The important teachers that everyone has
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    All of the teachers that I have this year
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    Every teacher in the school
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    Every faculty member and student in the school
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    Every facutly member plus the teachers that no longer work in Kohelet
  2. Is anyone making fun of the way a teacher speaks?

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    Yes
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    No
  3. Are you making fun of new rules?

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    Of course
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    No
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    That and the kohelet 8th grade
  4. Are you poking fun at the teacher's personal lives?

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    No, that's disrespectful
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    Only the teachers who are fine with it
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    If they don't work here anymore then it'll be fine
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    Teachers have personal lives?
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    Teachers care if I make fun of their personal lives?
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    But then I won't get into Harvard..
  5. Are you making fun of the way the teachers view the students?

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    Yes
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    No
  6. Any "mature" references?

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    No, that's disrespectul
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    A little but you don't notice it
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    One or two dresscode references
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    Maybe a bit but they won't get that offended
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    Of course. Thats what most of the jokes are
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    All the "no students allowed" references
  7. Are you making fun of Julian Stolyer's haircut?

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    Yes
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    No
  8. What about the Kohelet couples?

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    We don't have any Kohelet couples...
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    We have one, but they're underclassmen so they don't matter
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    Of course!
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    We're making fun of all the couples
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    Well we have a freshman and a upperclassman couple.......
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    We're making fun of the facutly couples
  9. Did a faculty member read over your shpiel?

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    Of course
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    Ew no
  10. Do you care if the other grades can't do a purim shpiel after you?

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    Of course I care
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    Lol nah
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