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Make A Finance Bro Cry And We'll Reveal What Stock You Are

You're at a party that a friend brought you to and you notice a guy looking your way. He walks up to you and notices that you aren't drinking anything. He asks you if he can make you a drink and you say yes. Quick, what soda will you ask to go with your Vodka Soda? 

The guy gives you your drink and introduces himself. You're half paying attention because Lady Gaga is playing in the background but he mentions something about working for a bank. Quick, ask him a follow up question

The guy reclarifies what he does after your questions caught him off guard. He then starts talking about how he wanted to go into finance because of The Wolf of Wallstreet and asks if you've watched it. How do you respond?

He sighs in responce to your answer and tries to think of another way to woo you. He holds up his rolex while looking at the time in an attempt to flex on you. What do you say

Feeling almost defeated, the guy makes a final attempt to impress you so you'll go home with him. He asks you to come dance with him. How do you respond?

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Make A Finance Bro Cry And We'll Reveal What Stock You Are

Important note: The situation you are about to play out exist in a world where Covid has been defeated. If you're going to make a real life finance bro cry, do it by ignoring him on Hinge and not by going out

Make A Finance Bro Cry And We'll Reveal What Stock You Are

Important note: The situation you are about to play out exist in a world where Covid has been defeated. If you're going to make a real life finance bro cry, do it by ignoring him on Hinge and not by going out

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