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Watch These Men Try Labor Pain Simulation And Scream Like Women

One of the guys even shocks his own taint, because, you know, that's where his vagina would be. Mothers are the toughest people in the world, because the miracle of life can hurt like a bitch.

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Men can never know what it's really like to experience labor pains, so the closest thing science has come up with is to electrocute them mercilessly until they scream and cry.

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Electric stimulation forcibly contracts the muscles where the electrodes are placed, which mimics the external sensation of a labor contraction. Simply put, it really, really hurts.


And Eugene had electrodes placed on his abdominals, lower back, and "phantom vagina," otherwise known as his perineum*.

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*In layman's terms, his taint, because, "it ain't his anus and it ain't his balls."

Watch how much pain they can stand before screaming for an epidural.

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The moral of the story: if men had to give birth, the human race would be extinct.