1. Run to the nearest safe place the moment you hear "Knuck If You Buck":
When "Knuck If You Buck" comes on at a party and you realize you in the middle of the crowd.
And not a second later.
2. Whatever you do, DON'T do this:
3. Numbers 1 and 2 also apply to the following:
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Get. Out. Of. The. Way.
4. And watch out for this guy:
5. This will become a thing at every probate, party, cookout... basically anywhere they're present:
6. THIS is a lie:
7. If you have ANY interest, start saving those refund checks:
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$$$$$$$$$$$$$
8. And just think of yourself as an asexual creature until probate:
#teamcelibate #teammybodyisatemple #teamnonewfriends, or old ones either
9. Go ahead and start looking into grad chapter if this happens:
10. Every new line will have at least one of these:
11. ALWAYS show respect:
Especially to these scholars.
12. But also know that this is true:
13. There's no such thing as too safe at a Kappa and Que party:
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Take ALL precautions. Shit. Gets. Liiiiiiit!!!!
14. And never think this can't be you:
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No one is safe.
15. Don't be caught off-guard when this happens:
Before and after ya homeboy pledge Kappa.
'Cause it will happen.
16. Prepare to be entertained when this goes down:
17. And never take this personal:
18. Don't EVER try them when they're in this mode:
19. Brace yourself for LOTS of running and jumping when this beat drops:
20. They will do this every time:
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And you'll just have to deal.
21. Refrain from singing any Trey Songz around these ladies:
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Just to be safe.
22. But know that it's always all love ❤️:
23. And don't EVER get Black Greek Life twisted:
