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17 Petty Texts Sallie Mae Would Definitely Send You

Levels of petty: low, med, Sal

1. When you wanna enjoy life's simple pleasures.

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2. When you try to eat the most important meal of the day.

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3. When you're trying to figure out adulting.

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4. And when you want to forget your troubles.

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5. Or when you just want to glow-up.

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6. When you think you're making progress.

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7. When you're trying to live life with no regrets.

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8. When you think you're ready for the next step.

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9. When you're trying to eat your third meal of the day.

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10. And when you're thinking back on where you went wrong.

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11. When you see a flicker of hope.

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12. And when you just wanna cope.

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13. When you start to question your priorities.

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14. When you think maybe anything IS possible!

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15. When you find out the best day of your life was actually the worst.

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16. When you thought education = success.

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17. And when every check for the rest of your life is yours but not really.

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