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    Posted on Apr 4, 2017

    17 Petty Texts Sallie Mae Would Definitely Send You

    Levels of petty: low, med, Sal

    1. When you wanna enjoy life's simple pleasures.

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    2. When you try to eat the most important meal of the day.

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    3. When you're trying to figure out adulting.

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    4. And when you want to forget your troubles.

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    5. Or when you just want to glow-up.

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    6. When you think you're making progress.

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    7. When you're trying to live life with no regrets.

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    8. When you think you're ready for the next step.

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    9. When you're trying to eat your third meal of the day.

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    10. And when you're thinking back on where you went wrong.

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    11. When you see a flicker of hope.

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    12. And when you just wanna cope.

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    13. When you start to question your priorities.

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    14. When you think maybe anything IS possible!

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    15. When you find out the best day of your life was actually the worst.

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    16. When you thought education = success.

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    17. And when every check for the rest of your life is yours but not really.

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