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How To Cook Like A Man

What works up a sweat more than the gym and proves you're an Alpha-male more than saving a damsel in distress? If you answered: Being a man that can cook, you are not only one manly dude, but also a smart dude. If you think that you have what it takes to master the unexpected terrain of the kitchen, then you might be a proper contender for Knife Fight a no frills cooking competition from Esquire Network returning Tuesday, Apr. 15 9|8c. Be a man, tune in!

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The first step to cooking like a man is reminding yourself that you're an Adonis in the kitchen.

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Just the fact that you are manly enough to don an apron and pull it off as well as you do, makes you the envy of every man whose idea of cooking starts and ends with a take-out menu.

You look like a boss while you garden your own greens (like Mark Ruffalo)...

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Real men sow their seeds, in more ways than one.

Fish your own fish (like Nick Offerman)...

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For extra man-points use a spear you fashioned out of branches and shark teeth you collected yourself instead of those dainty fishing rods.

Now that you've out-powered you prey...be your own butcher.

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Do you have another man cut up and chew your food for you? We think not! Then why have another man do your butchery you big ninny?!

Before you fire up the skillet, remember that knowledge is power!

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Women find smart men sexy. There is nothing wrong with owning a couple of cook books and knowing the difference between sweet potatoes and yams. Flex that brain!

You are a man of culinary excellence and are the best at what you do!

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Mark your territory, it's basic animal instinct! Pick one specialty, make it your own, and make sure everybody knows that it's your turf!

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