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10 Situations In Which Tequila Is The Only Answer

We've no other choice! Check out these inarguable reasons for ordering everyone's favorite flirty spirit and kick off your night with Espolón Tequila.

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4. You're meeting a client for drinks in Tequila, Mexico.

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If you're looking to woo a client, go for two watermelon-heavy Zapatos Nuevos. It's Spanish for "new shoes" — exactly what you'll be getting if you land the gig.

6. After months of speech therapy to improve your "Q" sounds, you're making your big celebratory toast.

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Test your tangled tongue with a Citrus Kiss. It's made with orange juice, lemon juice, and grenadine.

7. You're hosting a "millennial tea party" and already bought the cups.

Get the girls together with some Green Tea Margaritas made with tea-infused ice cubes. You'll look super refined.

8. Your girlfriend has given you a very intense tequila-themed ultimatum.

"Te amo" = "I love you" = things are moving way too quickly. Recapture your bachelorhood with All the King's Men — a manly cocktail made with ginger beer and lemon juice.