Chips & Salsa7/11 TaquitosWaterSalty MeatCorndogsPopcorn & Chocolate ChipsSmartiesChocolate Chip CookiesKombucha
FriendsI don't watch TVDocumentariesParenthoodHomelandGilmore GirlsGossip GirlFixer UpperPrison Break
The OC CouchURECMcAllister'sBlack Sheep coffeeSitting in my carSitting at my deskSitting on The Couch with two blanketsOn South MasonLaying in my bed
Eating outPlucking eyebrowsMountainsSpontaneous dance partyingFeeding Squirrels and Groundhog (RIP Charles)Fishing through OC sewer pipesAccountability SupervisorMaking Asian foodGoing to concerts
I feel weepyAnybody home?BruhOkay, can I tell you something?*SQUEAAAAAAAAL*That is so funny!!Does anyone else feel like a chihuahua dog?MARY NOOOOOOI feel discontent
Donate to charityDiamond ring for selfStill paying off credit card (justFAB.com stole all my money)Remodeling the entire OCI'm in debtA ticket overseasGetting nails doneNew carLifetime subscription to Target
To win a Lula Roe giveawayTo be a surrogate motherTo be on SNLTo get away with everythingTo be a millionaireTo get arrested for public indecencyTo marry Ellie SheltonTo be in bed before 11PMTo sleep through an earthquake
Which OC Gal Are You?
YOU ARE THE HOUSE GRANDMA. your old soul is sweet, caring, and gentle to everyone. any opportunity to lay and cry with others you will take up without hesitation. and the thing that makes you feel most alive? the MOOOOOOUNTAINS!!!!!!!!!
YOU ARE THE SUNSHINE OF THE OC. if you could be a zookeeper in another life, you totally would, if they paid you in corndogs. you're real and authentic and your compassion doesn't stop with just animals you literally love (& squeal) over every person you meet.
YOU ARE THE EPITOME OF SWEETNESS. you are always ready for an adventure whether that means chilling on the couch or dancing your heart out. it's no surprise that you have made thousands of dollars through bowties and knitted hats, and taught yourself how to do these things all by yourself (independent youngest child). talk about the next Miss. America with all this beauty and all these talents.
YOU ARE THE REASON THE OC IS SANE. you can lighten any mood with your twang, humor, abbreviations, or whale call. you don't deal with no drama, but always offer wisdom in any conflict that arises. everyone needs a mary wilcox in their life.
YOU ARE THE HOUSE MOM. you tale care of everyone and everyone's lives would be in shambles if it wasn't for you. from the parking tickets to broken dryers, you handle it all. you have a future in videography with all the OC House videos you've made. you are sure to be rewarded with a big glade of ice cold water on the other side.
YOU MAKE EVERYONE PEE PUDDLE ON THE FLOOR. you are crazy (legit cray), and get the house pumped through your celebrations of others. everyone can count on you to remember their birthdays and what they were snacking on for lunch two weeks ago. you care about people and the details of their life so well!!!
YOU ARE CALM, COOL, AND COLLECTED. you are always ready to roll with whatever is happening in the OC, especially if it means watching a movie and love a night out listening to live music. your comfy bed is a safe haven for all. your gentle spirit is never unnoticed.
YOU ARE THE (married) OC SUGARMAMA. you are classy and sophisticated and love to live large. you are likely to be found tucked away in your room, but always ready to talk and counsel others. you have enough love for cats to last nine lives. (ps will you please move back???)
YOU ARE THE OC LANDLORD. sure sure sure, you are the OC's main man. you are always just a phone call away, and never barge in without invitation. you might never have seen the wood wall or sat on the OC couch but you are the reason they can be there and you love the OC gals.