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1. "I was busy" always keeps it vague, yet convincing.
2. Showers give the impression that you're not only hard to get, but are also hygienic.
3. Hey if you don't like it, you can take it up with the courts.
4. The more elaborate and emotionally appealing, the more convincing.
5. And, of course, when nobody believes them anymore...
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