Lindsay HillThe SludgeThe cribI don't go on co's
BreadGrapesBottle of BuckA Kick in the teeth
TransFt's chicken burger baWok innOh I hear cobbles does an excellent toastie
McSwiggansO'DowdsLegacy Bar (hi Jaydee)In bed in my pjs
McCooey'sRiserMarty MurtaghMarty bog roll
What Newry Canal Item Are You?
You fell into the canal on a night out and you've been living down in the deep ever since. God speed, you'll never pull again.
You're the best thing about this canal, about this town. Well done you.
oh dear. Well at least someone had a good night. Hint, it wasn't you.
From M&S, Sainsburys, Iceland? Who knows. You're still trash.