Betty Draper bettydraperlookingpissed.tumblr.com What you think of yourself: Pretty, polite, and modestWhat people really think of you: Impeccable, self-absorbed, and childishIn your defense: Haters gonna hate, but if you're a Betty fan, there's more to you than meets the eye. Because underneath her pretty exterior, Betty's a total badass. She speaks her mind (even if what she says is awful), successfully escaped her cheating ex for a wealthier model, and wears red lipstick flawlessly. You, my friend, are fierce. Don Draper wordpress.com What you think of yourself: Magnetic, strong, and selflessWhat people really think of you: Enigmatic, brooding, and selfishIn your defense: You aren't afraid of a little mystery. OK, a lot of mystery. In fact, you only have a few close friends, and even they're not getting every personal detail out of you. Because you prioritize work over family, you're incredibly successful. And even though you put up a tough front, the truth is that you just want someone to come home to. And a mistress you can keep on the side. And the occasional fling with a client. You don't ask for much, really... Megan Draper portofinogirl.tumblr.com What you think of yourself: Mesmerizing and ambitiousWhat people really think of you: Oversexed, cheeky, and entitledIn your defense: Were you a theater geek too?! Even if you weren't, chances are that you're extremely confident and not afraid of being the center of attention. You also probably love French music, manipulating people with your sexuality, and mastered the art of bitchface. Pete Campbell letusbegreat.com What you think of yourself: Misunderstood, extraordinary, and powerfulWhat people really think of you: Egotistical, curmudgeonly, and sneakyIn your defense: You know what it's like to have to climb your way to the top. In fact, no one's ever helped you, because, let's face it, you're not particularly friendly. It's you against the world! And even though you've learned how to play the game, you're still a total loner trying to find your soulmate. Peggy Olson birdwings.tumblr.com What you think of yourself: Fearless, innovative, and causticWhat people really think of you: Favored and snarkyIn your defense: You've seen enough of the world to know that the only person who's going to help you succeed is yourself. At the same time, you're also extremely loyal to those who've helped you along the way. Some might say you're even loyal to a fault. But the truth is, you keep everyone on their toes. You are your own strong person, and no one knows what you're going to do next. Roger Sterling tumblr.cesart.me What you think of yourself: Courageous, polished, and alluringWhat people really think of you: Frivolous, entitled, and brazenIn your defense: Sure, on paper it looks like you have everything you could ever want, but you've also got a wandering eye. Hey, who doesn't want more, right? The world is your potential oyster, and if the opportunity arises you will crack it open. Consequences be darned! Ken Cosgrove filmweb.pl What you think of yourself: Virtuous, likable, and hard workingWhat people really think of you: Trusting, honorable, and naiveIn your defense: Even when everyone else is doing the wrong thing, you're always going to do the right thing. You're a goody two-shoes and proud of it. Let your honesty flag fly, boo! Harry Crane madmen.wikia.com What you think of yourself: Elegant, shrewd, gregariousWhat people really think of you: Ineffective, smarmy, and smugIn your defense: People may not always take you seriously, but someday they're going to see what a valuable asset you are. Someday... Paul Kinsey i.imgur.com What you think of yourself: Handsome, gentle, and insecureWhat people really think of you: Adrift, strange, and opportunisticIn your defense: You're willing to try anything once. Especially if it's something slightly taboo. Because, really, all you've ever wanted was to fit in. Salvatore Romano seriesaddict.fr What you think of yourself: Artistic, devoted, and stylishWhat people really think of you: Distressed, confused, and sweetIn your defense: Let's be honest: What's not to love about Sal? He's creative, a suave Italian, and has wooed many a lady...and man. If you're a Sal fan, it means that you have an extremely strong work ethic. So strong, in fact, that you're willing to set aside your own human needs for the greater good of the company. Sigh, good luck with that. Duck Phillips squareeyes.blinkx.com What you think of yourself: Dynamic, loving, and genuineWhat people really think of you: Alcoholic, alcoholic, and alcoholicIn your defense: Duck's a functioning alcoholic with extremely bad luck. Be honest: this was a pity like, wasn't it? Trudy Campbell bettydraperlookingpissed.tumblr.com What you think of yourself: Adoring, romantic, and happyWhat people really think of you: Proper, gullible, and demandingIn your defense: Sure, you're a conventional thinker, but what's so wrong with that...? Joan Holloway thenewdiplomatswife.com What you think of yourself: Influential, bewitching, and charismaticWhat people really think of you: Sex, sex, and sexIn your defense: On the outside, it may look like you only have one thing to offer, but you're one of the savviest people in the room. Sure, you take pride in your appearance and occasionally use it to get what you want, but you pick and choose your battles. Which is why you've been winning the game for as long as you have. Well played, Joan lover. Bert Cooper knee-uh.tumblr.com What you think of yourself: Spiritual, polished, and sophisticatedWhat people really think of you: Odd and wise.In your defense: Like Bert, you're cultured, a capitalist, and have your own way of doing things. In your ideal world, shoes are forbidden, epic chin beards are next to godliness, and Atlas Shrugged is the bible. Lane Pryce maddsmcgee.tumblr.com What you think of yourself: Reasonable and discreetWhat people really think of you: Accommodating, dishonest, and formal In your defense: If you're a Lane fan, then you know what it means to feel under appreciated. You work diligently to keep everyone around you happy, and sometimes to your detriment. There's no harm in asking for help, so try it out sometime! Sally Draper stilettosandboots.com What you think of yourself: Totally grown-upWhat people really think of you: Alienated, surly, and immatureIn your defense: You know what the rules are, they just shouldn't apply to you. In general, you're not afraid of questioning authority and confidently play the role of rebel. Luckily, people love you in spite of your combattive facade. Glen Bishop madmenworld.tumblr.com What you think of yourself: Cosmopolitan and complexWhat people really think of you: Can "eeeeeee" be a new adjective?In your defense: Sorry, but you're a total creep-o. Period.