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You've been told you have a "problem":
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If you start a book right before bed, there will be no bed:
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The joy and agony of ending a great book:
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The hardest question to ever answer:
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Other people should never get in-between you and your book:
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How you feel when someone says they don't really read:
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And when people talk about seeing the movie instead of reading the book, they're automatically on your shit list:
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Each and every one of your books are precious:
10.
If there's a bookstore, you're going to it:
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This terrible struggle:
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If you're reading a series, you avoid online spoilers at all costs:
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You know that bookmarks are nothing but a name:
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You get a little prickly when it comes to film adaptations:
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Some people really don't get your obsession:
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And they underestimate your reading powers:
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But despite everything, you still get an overwhelming feeling of joy every time you crack open a new book: