This is Jeddah, a juvenile bat who absolutely adores cuddling up and getting some primo scratching time in.
Like all of us, Jeddah is a fan of the finer things in life: having someone else scratch your head.
And when he gets a VIP head scratch, he shows his appreciation with a big tip*. (*Loads of mind-blowingly cute squeaks.)
Just look at this happy little bat face and tell me you don't want to scratch his head too.