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Here's the thing: You know your cat is simultaneously 100% evil and 100% adorable.
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Because while half the time it seems like all your cat does is plot your demise...
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...the other half of the time the cat falls asleep and you get to take photos that make your heart explode.
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Sure, it's kinda sinister how your cat always seems to be watching you shower.
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And doesn't allow you to ever be on your computer, ever.
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But then sometimes the cat gives you the kitten-iest of hugs, and all is forgiven.
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It's true that the cat has caused you physical pain.
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And has prevented you from giving gifts to anyone but them.
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And...does really evil shit to the litter box.
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BUT LOOK AT THESE PAWS.
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AND THE WAY THEY ROLL AROUND SOMETIMES.
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Look, there's no denying that you buy them things ALL THE TIME, and they never really appreciate it.
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Or the fact that you no longer have any usable toilet paper.
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But at the same time: The cuddles are extra.
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They aren't photogenic.
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They use you as a literal doormat.
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And they will steal everything you love.
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But CAT KISSES make everything better!
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And really, what's a little evil when you also get the adorable tossed in?
