The DO'S And DON'TS Of Summer
According to the wise movie mantras of Jaws, Now And Then, and Heavyweights.
DO: Throw a MASSIVE party.
And order plenty of food.
Because most of it's going to end up on your face.
DON'T: Swim in the middle of the ocean.
DO: Use the buddy system if you dare to go in the water.
DON'T: Go near the water!!! SERIOUSLY.
DO: Take a few moments for self reflection with a Cosmo quiz.
DON'T: Skimp on boat size.
DO: Get high with a hippie.
DON'T: Take responsibility for your actions.
DON'T: Let them tell anyone about it.
DO: Splurge on some of your favorite foods.
DON'T GO SWIMMING EVER, BECAUSE YOU WILL BE EATEN BY A SHARK!
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