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The 20 Most Insane Types Of Kentucky Derby Hats

Odds-on crazy for the win. Pass the mint julep.

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1. The "I'm Definitely Not Compensating For Something" hat.

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2. The "This Used To Be My Pet Macaw" hat.

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3. The "Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Roses Tattooed On My Face Now" hat.

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4. The "Bitch, I Invented Selfies" hat.

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5. The "I'm From Florida And I'm Not Sorry" hat.

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6. The "I'm Going To A Cinco De Mayo Party After This" hat.

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7. The "Peacocks Are Now An Endangered Species" hat.

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8. The "Wait, The Kentucky Derby ISN'T A Green Bay Packers Game?!" hat

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9. The "I'm Bowtiful And I Know It" hat.

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10. The "I Won My Horse From A Claw Machine" hat.

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11. The hat made from a zillion tiny fairy wings.

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12. The "I Was Actually Pretty Wasted When I Made This" hat

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13. The hat that's sponsored by the official beer of the Kentucky Derby.

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14. The "I'm Not Even Hiding My Hoe Tendencies" hat.

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15. The "I Wear My Mint Julep On My Head" hat.

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16. The "All Bets On Fabulous" hat.

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17. The "Romantic Picnic For One" hat

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18. The RIP hat.

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19. The "I Legit Superglued Everything On The Bottom Of My Car To This Hat"

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20. The "Size Definitely Does Matter" hat.

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