1.
When you're eating a burrito over the sink and the part with guac falls on the ground.
2.
When you can't decide whether or not you should pop the pimple.
3.
When you get a wedding invite and there's no plus one.
4.
When your Facebook friend hashtags a whole sentence and you hit the unfollow button.
5.
When Netflix asks if you're "still watching" and you realize it's somehow been four hours since you last stood up.
6.
When you see someone flirting with your crush.
7.
When your crush texts you first.
8.
When the restaurant you want to order food from says they don't deliver.
9.
When you successfully snag the biggest piece of pizza from the box.
10.
When your parents decide it's time to bring up politics and you don't even have a buzz going.
11.
When the light turns green and the person behind you honks immediately.
12.
When you're ready to make out but then they ruin everything by asking, "Can I kiss you?"
13.
When your ex admits they fucked everything up and they're miserable without you.
14.
When you're checking out at the grocery store and the clerk asks, "Having a party?" ...but you're not.
15.
When you're all out of fucks to give.
16.
When you're trying to overhear the bickering couple behind you.
17.
When you've won 22 Grand Slam tournaments and are one of the best athletes (if not THE best) to have ever graced this earth.
