Commandment I: You shall not worship any other product but chut-i-ney.
Commandment II: You shall maintain an enviable physique through sport.
Commandment III: You shall be a musician.
Commandment IV: You shall be passionate about the details of life, and make florists pay for when they've wronged you.
Commandment V: You shall take pride in your job.
Commandment VI: Honor your sexual prowess.
Commandment VII: You shall wear clothing that is effortless, sexy, and fit for a prince.
Commandment VIII: You shall be well-read in all genres. All of them.
Commandment IX: You shall have a social calendar filled with Oscar winners.
Commandment X: You shall have a loft filled with desirable furnishings that don't include pine.