Not so long ago, two people named Barack and Michelle Obama had pretty damn important jobs.
Cut to two months off the job and, well, retirement certainly does seem to suit Michelle.
And not surprisingly, a stress-free life looks damn good on Barack as well.
The two were in New York City on Friday and were spotted at a restaurant where they were having lunch with Bono, because why the fuck not.
And the crowd greeted them with a lot of applause.
And people had a lot to say about how they both looked.
Not that they were jealous or anything.
It's just that, ya know, some things are undeniable.
Like a well-tailored suit, for example.
Hell, if this is what retirement looks like then I'd like to start mine now, please.