3. The little girl who draws all of her celestial powers from cake.
And isn’t afraid to use them for evil, if you try to eat any of it.
7. The baby who just converted to Watermelonism.
8. And the other baby who loves Watermelonism so much, she’ll eat it all for herself if she has to.
This baby is insatiable.
- Donald Trump's likely pick for labor secretary is a high-profile critic of the push to raise the federal minimum wage.
- Black Lives Matter — the protest movement born out of a desire to stem police brutality — has taken root across the globe.
- The LAPD says it won't work with the feds on deportations, but it already does.
- Mick Jagger is a new dad at age 73 and people have some things to say 👀