Parents·Posted on Jun 18, 201617 Hilarious Father's Day Tweets Guaranteed To Make You Laugh"Every day is Father's Day in my jeans."by Erin La RosaBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. duck tumblr @priya_ebooks currently texting 'Happy Father's Day' to all the men in my phone to freak them out 11:25 AM - 18 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. rob delaney @robdelaney Every day is Father's Day in my jeans. 07:39 PM - 16 Jun 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Rock @TheMichaelRock Father's Day is just a ploy by big business to get you to buy more fathers. 06:13 PM - 16 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Jocelyn Plums @FilthyRichmond Last minute Father's Day gift idea: You bother to call him 12:24 AM - 18 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. The Refined Ruffian @CulturedRuffian Father's Day Fun: 1) Walk up to a complete stranger at lunch with his family. 2) Hug him. 3) Tell him 'Happy Father's Day dad'! 4) Run. 03:03 AM - 17 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. 7. Bmad @1_swarthy_dude Every Father's Day at midnight the HomeDepot dads and the Lowe's dads rumble "Westside Story" style in a neutral Costcos parking lot. 02:19 PM - 25 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Eliza Bayne @ElizaBayne Father's Day is the day you get to find out which of your friends still call him "Daddy" 11:13 PM - 17 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Joel Jeffrey @joeljeffrey I can't figure out what to get my priest for Father's Day. 01:20 PM - 16 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Stephanie McMaster @Smethanie If we all shut up about it, dads wouldn't even remember it's Father's Day and we could totally get out of having to do it. 01:29 AM - 21 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Erica @SCbchbum Father's Day card 1st draft: Father's Day card final draft: Hey. 05:27 PM - 17 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. The St. Louisan @thestlouisan Every time a thermostat is adjusted a dad somewhere dies a little inside. Keep this in mind this Father's Day. ~Inspirational 12:43 PM - 18 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Qwerty Jones @QwertyJones3 I don't care what my kids get me for Father's Day as long as it's a hammock 01:39 AM - 18 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Will @TheThryll Hope I can find a Father’s Day card at the store that makes reference to farts and/or watching sports! 05:23 PM - 17 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. The Hype @TheHyyyype [Dads Anonymous meeting] DAD: Hi everyone, I'm new here DADS: Hi, new here, we're dads! *universe implodes* 11:33 PM - 16 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. lanyard @lanyardigan Tomorrow is Father's Dad, so don't forget to get your dad a better dad than the one he had 01:36 PM - 18 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Jacob Swift @Jacob_Swift16 Me: "hey dad happy fathers day" Dad: "not good enough" 03:02 AM - 18 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite