Yes, friends, an actual book that you can preorder now — or buy in a store when it goes on sale Nov. 5, 2013.
“I did a tweet a while back that was mocking people’s social media bios, like on Facebook or Twitter," Delaney said of the subtitle. "Like a famous actor, in their descriptions put something like, ‘Father. Storyteller. Woodworker. Student of life.' People really did that, and it makes my molars explode. Because that’s ridiculous, dude, you’re an actor," he said, laughing. "So the subtitle is a play on somebody's inflated sense of self, imagining that anyone should possibly care — which they very much shouldn’t. So that’s me, trying to take a little air out of people's self-importance by naming my navel-gazing memoir that title. So, hopefully that title will let people know immediately that I’m a very ridiculous person, in every negative and positive sense of the word.”