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An Official Ranking Of The 51 Hottest Bearded Men In Hollywood

They say that the eyes are the window to the soul, but it's actually the beard.

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51. Tyler Posey

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This is what I like to call "the baby beard." In other words, it's just starting to come in. Teen Wolf should basically just devote an entire plotline to Tyler's beard and call it a day.

50. Taye Diggs

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Hi, Taye. Your smile alone caused my sexual awakening in How Stella Got Her Groove Back. But when it's covered in a beard, it's even more beautiful. Thank you, bb.

42. Drake

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Let's write a song about your beard together? Then I will be happy forever? We can use those lines as a rhyme, whenever. (See what I did there, Drake? Marry me?)

35. Idris Elba

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Hey there... Does it make you feel weird to be so handsome? Or is it just empowering enough to feel good? Please tell me the answer by calling me.

29. Michael Ealy

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Let's start with the good news: Michael Ealy is perfect. Now for the bad news: There needs to be more of this beard in order to make the world a happier place. That is all.

25. John Legend

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Ughhhh... I was actually just rendered incapacitated, because I fell into the lovely valley of your bearded cheekbones and died of happiness.

23. Bryan Cranston

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Sweet sassy mollassey... Walter White cleans up real nice. And by "cleans up," I mean he looks really fucking good with a beard.

17. Sendhil Ramamurthy

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Life isn't fair, ya know? Like, for example, I want to lock Sendhil Ramamurthy in a cage in my basement so that I can gaze upon his bearded glory for all eternity. But the law says I'm not allowed to be happy in that way. Is that just? Nay, I say.

16. Michael C. Hall

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As far as I'm concerned, Michael C. Hall needs to put down any razors that might be in his possession and embrace the full-on beard love.

11. Chris Hemsworth

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Hiii, bb! If you ever need someone to hold up your chin under the weight of all that beauty, please call me. I'll be around. Waiting. Watching.

7. Charles Michael Davis

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Hi. Hello. You are tasty. You are also on a show called The Originals, where you play a vampire. I will be watching this show, mainly because of your face.

6. Kit Harington

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Let's all take a moment to appresh Kit's beard. :::pause, appreciate, pause::: OK, and now it's time to slowly clap, because this beard is everything. :::slowly clap, weep in appreciation:::

5. George Clooney

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Ah, the old standby beard. That is what Clooney provides us with: It will always be handsome, always fill you with hope, and never, ever go out of style. Bless you, Clooney beard.

1. Ryan Gosling

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Were you really surprised to see Gosling here? Look into his eyes. They're telling you to look down, because the real window into his soul is through his beard.

PS: Hi, Ry Ry.

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