Animals·Posted on Apr 10, 201327 Reasons Why You Should Not Get A CatThe real terrorists are closer than you ever imagined.by Erin La RosaBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Cats ruin puzzles. thebadcatlife.tumblr.com 2. They also destroy Christmas. anautopsiedmind.tumblr.com 3. They will scratch your eyeballs out. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF killinem-like-jason-fwm.tumblr.com 4. Cats will scare the bejeezus out of you for "fun." missgeist.tumblr.com 5. Like, really scare you. havok27-chi-city.tumblr.com How did you even find a way in there!? 6. They'll eat all of your cold cuts! thestudyof-wumbo.tumblr.com 7. And your electronics! misterinabox.tumblr.com 8. Or just sit on them. catnapathy.tumblr.com 9. They won't let you properly wipe, because they can't. misterinabox.tumblr.com 10. Cats hate smiling. inconvenientwords.tumblr.com 11. Cats think they belong on counters. fatbirdies.tumblr.com But they don't... 12. They will eat your children!!! jasonelambeth.tumblr.com 13. Cats will pee all over your panty parade. catsandkittenlovers.tumblr.com 14. And then they'll poop on your life. i.imgur.com 15. Cats hate turquoise drapes. gatigats.tumblr.com 16. They'll sneak onto your computer and read your personal emails! i.imgur.com 17. Cats think potted plants are for pussies. bossythecow.tumblr.com 18. Cats hate clean clothes. donnapirana.tumblr.com 19. Because they can't stand not being the center of attention. preciouspawprints.com Cute leopard dress, though! 20. They like to pull terrifying pranks. i.imgur.com 21. This is how a cat drinks milk. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF elleetluiluietelle.tumblr.com Seriously? Seriously. 22. This is how a cat looks when it's wet. crystalmoth.com Foul. 23. They're prone to alcoholism. theunwrittenmanuscript.tumblr.com 24. Cats are trying to kill you every moment of every day. yetsofaraway.tumblr.com 25. No, seriously, they want you dead. my-recurring-dream.tumblr.com 26. And they'll make it look like an accident. blairbearbooger.tumblr.com 27. SERIOUSLY, CATS ARE DANGEROUS AND NOT TO BE TRUSTED! Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF imgur.com Terrorists!