23 Steps To Becoming Tony Stark

    It's not easy being a billionaire, genius, superhero, but I'll show you how!

    So, you want to be a badass billionaire who pretty much saves America on the regular? Here are a few crucial steps you'll need to take:

    Step 1: Remember that the only person who has great ideas is you.

    Step 2: Keep refusing to listen to what anyone else has to say, basically.

    Step 3: Buy an amazing pair of shades that have dramatic effect when you take them off.

    Step 4: Buy a fierce car with a lot of horsepower.

    Step 5: Become a paparazzi magnet.

    Step 6: Establish that you're a big enough badass to get in trouble with the law, but you WILL always get out of it.

    Step 7: Embrace your inner genius.

    Step 8: Use that genius to create technology that will help you know everything about anything, basically.

    Step 9: Also use that genius to create a bevy of specialized suits that are epic in every sense of the word.

    Step 10: Choose your color palettes wisely—the world will be judging you.

    Step 11: Test out the machinery.

    Step 12: If you haven't added this feature, then make sure it can fly.

    Step 13: Take a cheeseburger break, you've earned it!

    Step 14: Wash that American burger down with some aged scotch.

    Step 15: If anyone starts to question you, make sure to put them in their rightfully inferior place.

    Step 16: Remember that haters are gonna hate, but you know exactly what you're doing.

    Step 17: Pick friends wisely, and preferably with a mutually beneficial cause.

    Step 18: Also pick a badass girlfriend to come along for the ride.

    Step 19: Blow up some shit if you have to.

    Step 20: Be humble.

    Step 21: But pat yourself on the back if you've really earned it.

    Step 22: Never forget your true passion for being an ingenious engineer.

    Step 23: Basically be the most badass hero ever.