23 Steps To Becoming Tony Stark
It's not easy being a billionaire, genius, superhero, but I'll show you how!
So, you want to be a badass billionaire who pretty much saves America on the regular? Here are a few crucial steps you'll need to take:
Step 1: Remember that the only person who has great ideas is you.
Step 2: Keep refusing to listen to what anyone else has to say, basically.
Step 3: Buy an amazing pair of shades that have dramatic effect when you take them off.
Step 4: Buy a fierce car with a lot of horsepower.
Step 5: Become a paparazzi magnet.
Step 6: Establish that you're a big enough badass to get in trouble with the law, but you WILL always get out of it.
Step 7: Embrace your inner genius.
Step 8: Use that genius to create technology that will help you know everything about anything, basically.
Step 9: Also use that genius to create a bevy of specialized suits that are epic in every sense of the word.
Step 10: Choose your color palettes wisely—the world will be judging you.
Step 11: Test out the machinery.
Step 12: If you haven't added this feature, then make sure it can fly.
Step 13: Take a cheeseburger break, you've earned it!
Step 14: Wash that American burger down with some aged scotch.
Step 15: If anyone starts to question you, make sure to put them in their rightfully inferior place.
Step 16: Remember that haters are gonna hate, but you know exactly what you're doing.
Step 17: Pick friends wisely, and preferably with a mutually beneficial cause.
Step 18: Also pick a badass girlfriend to come along for the ride.
Step 19: Blow up some shit if you have to.
Step 21: But pat yourself on the back if you've really earned it.
Step 22: Never forget your true passion for being an ingenious engineer.
Step 23: Basically be the most badass hero ever.
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