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Navigate The Murakami Universe And We'll Tell You Which Cliché You Are

Your cat has vanished. How do you react?

Your ancient landline startles you awake from your mid-afternoon nap. Who is calling?

You are stuck in traffic on the freeway and running late for an important appointment. How do you cope?

You have a dream about the past. What happened?

The 100% perfect girl walks past you in a crowed market place. What do you do?

While strolling Tokyo at night a secret passageway appears to you. Do you follow it?

It is your birthday and you are granted one wish. What do you choose?

You wake up old and alone as your life has passed you by. How to you dramatically depart this world to take on the next realm?

Whether it's your appreciation for a certain shape of ear or a particularly Sean Connery-esque shaped skull, we salute you. You truly go after what you want and don't care what others think- hey whatever gets you there, but there are probably other easier ways to get off without having to brandish an icepick. Our personal recommendation: better porn

Weird Fetish

Greetings my pensive friend. You don't keep your emotions close to the surface and can sometimes come across as a bit of a closed book. What lies in your dark depths? Safety? Mystery? Or are you just a cavernous black vacuum?

Dried Up Well

You get it. You're super tuned-in to your surroundings and often pick up on even the most minor of vibes- you're a hard person to fool. But don't panic: not everything is out to get you! Drop the baseball bat the bad attitude, get a coffee outside Shinjuku station and chill- no ones attacking you yet.

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The Feeling of Being Followed

You're making us feel uncivilised! Stop flirting with seamless magical realism- you don't need a haunting soundtrack to every moment of your life and it's okay to admit part of you secretly loves Ariana Grande! You can always take a trip down memory lane later.

An Old Jazz Record

We admire your ability to savour the smallest moments and make the best out of a bad lot. While the rest of us are preoccupied with the superficial and content with an oddly damp burger from deliveroo, you are grilling a dried mackrel, grating a daikon radish, making a miso soup with littlenecks, dousing wakame seaweed with vinegar, endling up with rice and nappa pickles. And you're modest. That is all.

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Cooking A Simple Meal

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Navigate The Murakami Universe And We'll Tell You Which Cliché You Are

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