Although, it’s hard to catch anyone when they’re running at faster-than-light speeds.
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The first inside-the-park home run of the year is of the *walkoff* variety!! Angel Pagan wins the game with his 14.73 sec sprint home!!!
- The suspect wanted for killing 39 people at an Istanbul nightclub on New Years Day has been captured, Turkish media reports.
- At least 40 Democrats are boycotting Donald Trump's inauguration after the president-elect criticized civil rights leader John Lewis.
- Umm. Over half of the population across 22 countries believe their system is failing and rigged, a new poll says 🌎🤔
- Spencer's is getting flooded with criticism for selling "Grab America By The Pussy" shirts, which many are saying normalizes sexual assault.